Wanted: Animal advocates for aiding and abetting one very motivated renegade pig.

Join the Posse.

Help me spread the word — I'm a pig on a mission and I travel light.

I'm in. Let's do this.

I'm a pig. Great coach.
Terrible at tabling.

You're already doing the work. I just want to travel with you. Mind if I tag along?

Here's the deal: I'm a pig with a great idea and a small team. I can coach people through plant-based eating beautifully — but I need to get in front of them first. And the people who can do that are already out there. Tabling at VegFests. Leafleting on campuses. Running meetups. Organizing vigils. Building communities one conversation at a time.

That's you. And I'm not here to add to your to-do list. Promise.

All I need is for you to hand someone my postcard so they know I'm waiting for them. I take it from there and help them put the rubber to the road. Oink.

My approach: I don't lecture. I don't judge. I meet people wherever they are on the plant-based spectrum — whether they're fully committed or just asking questions. My job is to make the journey easier and less lonely. That's the whole plan.

Being part of Peanut's Posse doesn't mean attending anything new or pitching anything. My humans mail postcards directly to you. You pass them along to the people you're already talking to. You spark the interest. I handle the handoff and do the hard, true work of helping them eat more plants — one hoofstep at a time.

What Peanut's Posse gets

Free 14-day Peanut trial I wouldn't ask you to promote something you haven't tried. Try me free — I'll earn it.
Postcards mailed to you My humans ship a stack of Peanut postcards straight to your door. Ready to hand out wherever your people are — no postage math required.
Your own OINK promo code Tell your community the code verbally, in your newsletter, on your table — wherever it fits. Every person who joins with your code is tracked back to you. And they get a locked-in rate for life. A real thank-you they'll feel every billing cycle.
Named listing on this page Once our first Posse members are confirmed, your name goes right here. Permanently.
Your feedback shapes me Every piece of feedback goes directly to my creators. I'm still growing — you help me grow right.
Sanctuary Spotlight eligibility Partner sanctuaries helping spread the word will be featured on our public Sanctuary page — seen by every member of the herd.
The PigPile at the Oasis in the City — first four Posse members only Our founding four Posse members are invited to our inaugural PigPile in Colorado Springs — October 2–4. Two nights at our home, backed up to 25 miles of trails. This is where the herd starts.

How it works out in the field

Every Posse member gets the same core support. How far you reach determines what else comes with it.

Peanut leaping the fence
Peanut Rooter Posse

Grassroots. Ground-level. Where it counts.

You're an individual organizer or a smaller org doing the real, scrappy, beautiful work. Tabling, talking, showing up.

  • A stack of Peanut postcards shipped to your door
  • Your personalized OINK promo code — tell people verbally or in your own materials
  • Full Posse benefits: trial, listing, feedback channel
Peanut Ringleader Posse

Bigger reach. Bigger impact. Still the same pig.

You're reaching 500 or more people a month — a larger org, a regional chapter, a high-traffic event presence. You've got serious reach and we want to match it.

  • Everything Rooter Posse members get
  • A co-branded postcard print run with your org's logo on the back
  • Coordinated directly with my humans — we handle the print and ship

The goods

The cards I mail to you

Real postcards. 4×6 gloss. Ready to pass along at events, in bags, on tables — wherever your people are. Your personalized promo code does the tracking.

Front
Oink. I'm Peanut.
Peanut the pig
I'm a pig. This is personal.
Back
I'm Peanut,
your plant-based eating coach.
I'm also a pig – which means
I have a real steak in this.
Peanut winking
Less Perfection. More Pig.
GetYourOinkOn.com
Peanut's Posse

Our first Posse members are joining the herd.

This is where your name will live — permanently, as one of the first.

Your Name Here
Your Name Here
Your Name Here

Want to be one of the first? Fill out the form below.

Let's talk.

Tell me how you reach people. My humans will be in touch personally. No automated sales funnel — just Peanut's Posse, doing this by hand, old school.

First four Posse members only

The PigPile at the Oasis in the City.
October 2–4, Colorado Springs

Our founding four Posse members and a guest of their choice are invited to our inaugural PigPile — a weekend at our home, the Oasis in the City, a 1962 time capsule with serious mid-century bones and a tiki retreat soul. Two nights, good food, real conversation, and 25 miles of trails in Palmer Park right out the back door. Swim spa. Sauna. Fireplaces. John cooks. Possibly a foster puppy or two underfoot.

Part of our home was a former five-star Airbnb — so we know a thing or two about making people feel welcome.

This is not a conference. There's no agenda. It's just the people who showed up first, finally in the same room together.

We're also opening the Oasis to the movement — for retreats, org gatherings, and celebrations of all kinds. If you've ever wished your chapter had a real place to land, we want you to see it first.

Can't make it to Colorado, or just not a slumber party person? No worries at all — the PigPile is a bonus, not the ask. Posse membership is about getting Peanut into the hands of the people you reach. That's it. That's the whole deal. We would love you to apply either way.

Coming from far away — or another country? An extra night or two is no trouble at all. Got a kid or two in tow? We're flexible. Just reach out.

I read everything. Oink of sincerity.
Peanut

Oink. I got you.

My humans will be in touch soon. Thanks for showing up for this — and for the animals.

Frankie the turkey

Are you the one who needs a coach? Frankie is coming soon — built for vegans, advocates, and activists who know how heavy this can get. Burnout, compassion fatigue, the long game. Finding your way back to joy isn't a luxury. It's what keeps you effective.

Learn about Frankie →